lets-wait-for-a-better-day:

s4ls4:

mrsspencereid:

it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that

this is seriously all i fucking think about

then we all die. The end.

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

realniggaannouncements:

Man take as many risks as you can in your early 20’s. Go take a year off from school, Travel if you get a chance, Get a Job, have sex with your co worker and then quit that job, Fight your mail man. Like your 20’s is generally the time for you to irresponsible shit so just do it

but don’t do crack tho

esexist:

guys im literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster then me

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

My friends need to be punished.

– Lilo & Stitch

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

clamjob:

if u aint got a tagged/me i dont have tagged/time