meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Anonymous said: I've masturbated in a walmart parking lot and gotten away with it.

asian:

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validx2:

When you realize you the ugliest person in the squad

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lanadelreynudes:

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers