instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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You never wish on shooting stars. You wish on the ones that have the courage to shine where they are.

– Andrea Gibson - “Anything” (via ohandreagibson)

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

lameborghini:

my followers are cuter than ur followers

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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